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Contrary to popular belief, not every Pillager actually gets to go out on missions to raid the local villages. Only elite members of our village get to do that. I am actually a farmer just like most of the Pillagers in my illage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, you need training and pass the test conducted by the captain of the raiding crew to be on the team.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI want it so bad to be on the raiding crew! First I need to train how to use a crossbow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin me on my adventure in becoming a part of the raiding team. Will I make it? 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